The Just Story | Life Is Short Co.
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Les JUSTES-Story was presented for the first time in the form of a draw of random scenes by the public, on JUNE 5, 2001 at the Petit Espace Pierre Cardin in Paris, with the Cie La Vie est courte in a staging by David Noir. The play was banned in this venue after five performances before continuing elsewhere in various formats and versions.
MANGA COMEDY - CLOWNESQUE MUSICAL 100 % HATEFUL
Any TOURNAYRE: Singing
Jérôme COULOMB: Piano
David NOIR: Texts, staging, slides
TELE-DRAM:
RÊVE D'UNE PRISE D'HOSTAGES - STOP - TV ON A SET - STOP - MEDIA IN THE MUD WILL DRAG YOU - STOP - DE TRAVERS NOS TRAVERS - ÇA SENT BON LES VACANCES ET L'ODEUR DE TES ASSES - STOP - NOTRE HISTOIRE EST LA VÔTRE / WE WANT YOU ! - STOP -
SHOULD WE HAVE VOTED FOR LOANA? - HATE YOU MY LOVE - STOP - BUFFY IS BETTER THAN THE POPES SERIOUSNESS - STOP -
MAKE ME CUM WITH YOUR MOLIÈRE.COM - STOP - GOOD BLOOD BATH - STOP - IDEAL TEMPERATURE - STOP - COLLECTIVE SUICIDE IN A NICE ATMOSPHERE - STOP - IT CAN'T BE WORSE THAN WHAT YOU ALREADY CONSUME - STOP
P.S. YOU'RE REALLY BLOCKED, DARLING!
Jean-François REY: Jean-Père | Jean-Hugues LALEU: Tom Laleu | Miguel-Ange SARMIENTO: Jean Sélar | Jérôme COULOMB: Goala | Jacques MEYSTRE: Liz Terry | Philippe SAVOIR: Lara | Stéphane DESVIGNES: Fabian | Sonia CODHANT: Suzy-Sally | David NOIR: Roby
THE RIGHT STORY / Course
FROM 5 TO 10 JUNE 2001 (CENSORED CREATION)
LE PETIT ESPACE PIERRE CARDIN IN PARIS
FROM 7 TO 17 JANUARY 2002
THE RIGHT STORY V.2
THE TRIANON IN PARIS
AVIGNON FESTIVAL FROM 5 TO 27 JULY 2002
THE RIGHT STORY V.3
DRIVE THEATRE
THE RIGHT STORY
SURE DEATHS
Fabian
You're not gonna see any hickeys on your ass anytime soon. You don't think you've had enough slapping. Don't you want some more sometimes, dumbass?! You're just a layer of sperm on a piece of shit sandwich. On what? No, I said "honey! "Plouquette goes! You can't make a move.
Suzy-Sally
In this case, the right thing to do is to be imprecise, a kind of mental rot. White coat, sequin, and makeup. The institution puts us under the microscope when the private eye touches us. And burps, and farts, and shits. Sally farts and shits, too. One big golden family. Good assholes make good friends. My tits are overflowing from the Convention Center!
Jean (singing along to the chorus of Julien Clerc's "La Californie")
Polygamy! Polygamy!
Righteous Story is hateful, violent, playful.It doesn't bother with useless formulas, and above all it thinks that the spoken word is more important than the conventions of the theatre. Yet it likes the stage. But here's the thing...
Fabian
Little paradise in the rain, I don't have to play something for you. Yet here is the death of the father: Hey you! Old thing that begat me, kneel before me and suck. And hang yourself by the marrow; and feel my cock in you like an old bone sticking out of your hard skin, anus! Enjoy then, old matador, for thou knowest not yet what I speak of, thou scabrous little schemer, and yet the fibres of my body at thy soft touch overturn the bearing of thy head like a lewd owl.
Back off, old man, back off. And fuck me. Pass me, towards you. Pass me, and pass me, like this! Ola! That's it; I can't see.
