Life you lose

What do you want to do? Stop the systemHow do I get started again?

To go straight to the wall please?

You continue like this.

Windows and Tartefine is a vulgar and crude children's show

- Hi!
- I don't like black people.
- In this case.
- Are you a homosexual?
- Yes.
- You are not beautiful. I thought all homosexuals were beautiful.
- I am in the minority.
- Minotaur?
- No, half-notary centaur? No; well yes and no, Centaur minotaur minority and potato peeler during the war.
- Ah!

Act 2

- Champagne! You're the 365th straight man of the year I've sucked off; can we have a kiss?
By the way, how old are you?
- 15 years.
- Oh dear! My meter must have jammed. Well, too bad, but in three years I'll be legally entitled to fuck you.
- I would have to agree.
- 1, 2, 3, go; the first one to catch hepatitis C wins.